Senior Boy #1 gives a pep talk to Senior Boy #2: You’re a fucking senior. You have a job, and you’re Jewish, so walk into Smoke's and you can fuck any virgin freshman girl you want. You’re awesome. And you’re Jewish.
Student in the Magic Carpet line: My professors were complaining about the lack of snow day yesterday. We’re all alike…
Girl in the Quad: I don’t mean to sound pretentious, but it’s one of the perks of daddy’s job.
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