Guy in Quad: It’s addictive watching two men in gladiatorial combat.
Girl: I just did math team to be the one blonde girl that’s good at math and be like, "Fuck you!"
Freshman boy #1: What is Tabard anyways? Freshman boy #2: Who cares? I just wanna get one of those lunchboxes and frame it.
Frat guy in wife beater and visor: I do mixed martial arts. I punch people in the face everyday!
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