After all of the Greek leaders disappeared for a night in the woods on Friday with Larry Moses, things just seem to be going from bad to worse for Penn Greek–dom. Sadly, the skeleton prophecy about Skulls came true. In what seems like ominous deja vu, operations for the dry frat are officially “suspended.” Unable to meet as a frat or recruit new members, and facing rumors swirling that their plum pad may be the next to go.
It was also a rough week to be a TEP brother. Not only did their national offices file for bankruptcy, but the guys also got busted for having five kegs in their house. So much for drinking those sorrows away.
Theos brothers got a little more than they bargained for at their annual lingerie party with Theta. With the rest of their sisters flaunting barely–there apparel, two Theta pledges, who also happen to be roommates, took their exhibitionism to a new level with a full–on make out session. Their antics have put Theta pledging on hold, which should be a nice break from 2 a.m. wake–up calls.
Tons of sophomores applying to study abroad in Australia got a shock in their inboxes when they received rejection letters this week. To add insult to injury, some of the rejectees got both acceptance and rejection emails before learning their true fates. Sure, Australia sounds nice, but if you want to get drunk and speak English, why don't you just stay here?
Zeta is going all out to recruit members. First they covered every inch of campus in button stickers; now they've resorted to commandeering the breast cancer movement for support. Well, whatever works.
