This article is a part of the the Fall 2011 Joke Issue: Real Housewives of 34th Street.
Sure, botox removed years from that wrinkly old face of yours, but when it comes to facial expressions, versatility is key. What’s a girl to do? These quick cut out lips will do the trick, useful for many a Real Housewife occasion. Just snip, paste and enjoy being the talk of your haughty gated community.
A fake smile for your frenemies!
Seduce your man... Get the new minivan.
It's about to be a what? Girl fight.
