Freshman at Commons: I didn’t want, like, a big salad, but I’m going to get a big salad, you know?
Guy in Chem building: Why can’t the first rule of thermodynamics be to not talk about thermodynamics?
Vagelos scholar: I would give up my leftist, liberal, bleeding–heart crap for a job at Goldman in a heartbeat.
Girl in Houston Hall: My Blackberry is so ghetto, the camera doesn’t even have a flash.
SDT girl to ZBT guy: He’s actually a really great guy… he’s just conservative.
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