Girl reading off guy’s phone: Your mom loves you. Like, L–U–V luv. Guy: Oh my god… She’s probably drunk.
Chick at Smoke’s: We’re skinny so we’re hot. But we’re like not skinny compared to freshmen.
Boy 1: I think Tiesto is club music. Boy 2: Yeah, my friend says it is a DJ.
Guy in Orgo class: Wait, when’s Fling?
Dude: Walk–of–shaming is even worse when you’re walk–of–shaming back from Drexel.
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