Though some may find this disgusting, I never finished “Ocarina of Time” — I always found the Shadow Temple too terrifying to move on. To those unversed in the Zelda series, “Ocarina” is one of the greatest videogames of the fifth generation of videogame consoles, featuring wit, whimsy and wallcrawlers. Additionally, it also features a fantastic soundtrack that has been covered, remixed and rescored orchestrally over the years, creating an interesting legacy in the world of modern, classical music. So, take the catchiest song, a jaunty flute number known as the “Lost Woods” theme, mash it up with Clipse and what do you get? Perhaps one of the greatest odes to my home state in the nation. Get on down to Virgina, where there’s nothing to do but cook.