Nalgene Water Bottle

Even if hiking from the highrises to DRL is as outdoorsy as you get, you probably still have a Nalgene bottle. Fill it up with a clear chaser and spike with a juice that gets you grooving. Who cares if this classic is basically a cliché?

Available: L.L. Bean, $9.95

 

“Wine Rack” Sports Bra

Fashion meets Franzia in this sports bra with concealed bags that can be filled with wine or your beverage of choice. Thankfully, by the time you run out, everyone will be too shwasted to realize you shrank two cup sizes. But admittedly this device certainly gives a whole new meaning to “slapping the bag”…

Available: Urban Outfitters, $35.00

 

Sneaky Shorts Concealed Container

When it comes to hiding alcohol on your body, wearyourbeer.com has you covered (and with a name like that, how could it not?). For the gents, this concealed bag belts under your pants to hold your beer with plenty to share. Just don’t let anyone sit on your lap.

Available: wearyourbeer.com, $21.99

 

Reef Dram Sandal Flasks 

Who said man can’t walk on water—or vodka, or tequila or whiskey? These new Reef sandals have a flask built in that you can fill with a bit of liquid courage. Because when you’re drunk apparently you’ll drink anything from anywhere…including a shoe.

Available, uncrate.com, $45 

 

Purell Hand Sanitizer Container

First and foremost, no one is suggesting you take shots of Purell. Seriously. Do NOT take shots of Purell. But if you rinse an old container out really well, it’s perfect to fill with an emergency shot or two. Convenient and incognito!

Available: Any drugstore, $0.99

 

Barnoculars Beernoculars 

Perhaps the most extravagant of the alcohol containers, the booze binoculars contain two flasks where the lenses would normally be. If you get any strange questions, say that you’re using them to better see the concert and not to cause a case of double vision. Obviously.

Available: hideyourbooze.com, on sale for $17.95

 

If all else fails, now’s the time to perfect the art of the pregame.