Funny List Monday: Terrible Mixer Ideas

Check in with Lowbrow every Monday as we give you the our "top" tens. This week get your party with Mixer ideas which will either bore or offend.

1. Ebola Patients and Sexy Nurses

2. Homophobic Preachers and Aerobics Teachers

3. Grapples

4. Businessmen and Businesswomen

5. Aryan Brotherhood

6. Dress as your favorite forty-something

7. NBC: Nothing But Clothes

8. Good Lookers and Battered Hookers

9. Gone With The Wind

10. More Grapples

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