Leonard Bernard

(215) 422-4640

4015 Walnut St., Philadelphia, PA, 19104

Education:

- B.A. University of Pennsylvania (2014)

Life Sciences

Work Experience:

- Summer 2014 Intern at Morgan Stanley

- 2006-2010 “Mother’s Helper” for Mrs. Ainsley Bernard

- 2008 Sold magazine subscriptions to the elderly for charity that may or may not exist

Skills:

- Oxygen to carbon dioxide conversion

- Knows when to hold ‘em, fold ‘em

- Opposable thumb usage expert

- Stand up (not in the comedic sense)

- Sitting down

- Bipedal

- Microsoft Office (Only Word)

- Impressive masturbation speed

- Sandwiches

- Bilingual (English, American English)

- Conversational Pig Latin

- Undersands the “I before E except after C” phenomenon

- Finger puppetry