1.LegaciesMeet.org—Only for people whose parents' parents also went to Penn. Your future children will DEFINITELY get in.

2. Fminism—The only app that tells you if that cute guy has already hooked up with one of your roommates. If he has stay away from him, that is like the first rule of feminism. Seriously, Fuck you, Mitch.

3. Chai Tea Latte meets Huckleberry Scone—Like Coffee Meets Bagel, trust us the worst dating app ever, but for even more pretentious people than those on Coffee Meets Bagel.

4. OkAmy—Do blonde hair and moderately long pencil skirts rev your engines? OkAmy helps you find women who look or smell like AGut.

5. URX—They say by the time you’re in your twenties you’re already met the man you’re going to marry. You’ve probably already dated him. You said that you would never speak to him, but that was 2008. We all said a lot of things. This app helps you rekindle with the man you are going to eventually settle for.

6. Tinder—This is how you meet Castle boys. They’re all on Tinder.