1. Feeling very judged for refusing the face mask.
2. Are they going to remember me from that time I came in because I thought my tampon was lost inside of me?
3. That guy is cute.
4. Oh, god. He just coughed up something that looks like an octopus, oh GOD.
5. Maybe I'll peruse some brochures while I wait.
6. "Diabetes and You!" seems interesting.
7. I feel like the exclamation mark was misleading, this brochure is p. depressing.
8. Not sure what low blood sugar feels like but 99% sure I'm diabetic now.
9. Why don't I have to fill out forms? Shouldn't I have to fill out forms?
10. Form is kind of a weird word.
11. Farm. Ferm. Flurm.
12. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
13. Student Health would be much more appealing if they gave out lollipops.
14. That looks like a neat poster.
15. Oh, that's an ebola poster. Ebola looks a lot like a worm.
16. I feel like "Acupuncture" and "Massage" are sort of unnecessary services for SHS to offer when I've literally been sitting here for two hours trying to get seen for a broken wrist.
17. Apparently it has not been two hours, rather, it has been 23 minutes.
18. Women's Health doctor keeps eyeing me, I think she recognizes me from tampongate.
19. WOW. There are a lot of condoms in that bucket.
20. I should probably take some condoms.
21. I guess there's no point in taking condoms when I'm never going to have sex because no one loves me.
22. I'm going to die alone.
23. Why did the doctor just ask me if I've tried Mucinex? I'm here for a broken wrist.
24. Doc is still espousing the virtues of Mucinex. Wrist still hurts.
25. Inexplicably left without a cast but with a prescription for Mucinex D.
