- Add it to everything on the menu, including your margarita (be bold, dare to dream).
- Bring some to the bathroom and emerge with a DIY face mask.
- Pull a Napoleon Dynamite and put some in your pocket to save for later.
- We hear avo makes great lube ;) whipped cream is so passé.
- Freshmen (or sad upperclassmen): sharing guac is a foolproof way to make a friend… so hand out scoops on Locust to maximize your reach.