1. Add it to everything on the menu, including your margarita (be bold, dare to dream).
  2. Bring some to the bathroom and emerge with a DIY face mask.
  3. Pull a Napoleon Dynamite and put some in your pocket to save for later.
  4. We hear avo makes great lube ;) whipped cream is so passé.
  5. Freshmen (or sad upperclassmen): sharing guac is a foolproof way to make a friend… so hand out scoops on Locust to maximize your reach.