Elena Modesti


Eat Mor Chikin: Fed 'Nuts vs. Wishbone

Two girls, two fried chicken places...who will win?

Penn's Cutest Siblings

How do we sign up to be a member of these families? Asking for a friend.

How to Turn All Your Food Pumpkin

Since we’re all college students on a budget, paying the extra bucks for the pumpkin treats isn’t always in the cards.

Penn's Most Eligible Bachelors

You were wondering where the good ones were hiding. We're here to help.

Things To Do With Guacamole Besides Put It On A Chip

Distrito’s chips are underwhelming, but good guac should never go to waste

MRS. Misses the Point

It's 9 p.m. on a Wednesday night, and in my book, I should be at one place and one place only: Copabanana, drinking margaritas.

Talk Dirty to Me: An exposé on the health violations at your go-to eateries

Did you know that the health code inspections of restaurants are all online? Well, now you do. We did some sleuthing on the ~interwebs~ for you and found some pretty nasty shit. These are line-by-line health code violations.

Distrito's New Makeover: What's In and What's Out

Let us help you decide which items on the new menu are worth it, and which ones don't make the cut.

Ego of the Week: Chantal Low

She may be engaged but she still wants to go to date nights, so someone man up and ask this former Israeli soldier to your formal.

Your Class Roster, Food and Drink Style

We randomly pulled names from class rosters, so if you take more than one class you're most likely on here. That, or we know you. That, or you're just irrelevant.

Foo Fightin'

Bitch is back with her new restaurant "SUGA."

Highbrow Campus Quiz

You're all so damn predictable.

A Liberal, A Billionaire Texan, and The Beach Boys Walk Into A Bar…

The Texas Inaugural Ball, through the lens of a Penn Clinton supporter

A New Look At Facebook

Penn students without Facebook accounts speak out about their decision to deactivate or delete Facebook altogether — posting bikini photos from spring break will have to wait.

Penn's Most Eligible Bachelorettes

You were wondering where the good ones were hiding. We're here to help.

Cavanaugh's: The Illusive Third Penn Bar

I found out why it has remained illusive. 

My Strange Penn Addiction: Unexpected (But Amazing) Food

We can all stop pretending to be normal now. 

Beautiful beach and sea

The "Not PV" Spring Breakers

There's more to spring break than passing out on a beach and throwing up before 3 p.m. Check out what Penn students did during the past week, and start planning your next SB2K17.

Don't Settle for a PSL: A Spiked Pumpkin Beverage is Just Around the Corner

No, you still aren't allowed to wear Uggs. But you can indulge in everything pumpkin flavored without any judgment.

Think Outside The Four Walls

aka "the box." Food combos you wouldn’t think would work but totally do!

Don’t Get Burned By The Same Soup Dumpling Twice

Don’t Get Burned By The Same Soup Dumpling Twice; 

Make Dim-Sum, not war

Dining Hall Superlatives

We'll give 'em something.

Columbian Party Cartel

My Strange Penn Addiction: Party Version

There's more to a late night than blacking out. Sort of. 

Ten things you didn’t know about federal donuts but desperately need to

We’re in a long distance relationship with a fancy donut.

Just Let Me Bitch About Rush For a Sec

Honest Toms versus Honest Hell.

Penn Freshmen on the Mysteries of Feb Club

"Does 'Feb' stand for 'Fuck Every Body' club?" Close enough.

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly of Living in a Penn Fraternity House

Members of different on and off campus fraternities gave details on what actually goes on behind the chapter house walls. Overarching theme? Penn has a mouse problem.

Everything You Need to Know about WXPN

Radio may be dead, but this station is not.

Top 10 Things We Will Miss About Fro-Gro

An Ode to our beloved 24 hour landmark

What is Your Spirit Food?

This quiz knows more about you than your mom.

Tell Us About Your Spring Break Shenanigans!

Did you or someone you know ditch PV and do something actually interesting? Write it down here! (Also welcome: any absolute absurdity that occurred in PV... getting drunk and passing out on the beach doesn't count.)

Five Ingredients, Five Meals

It's okay, we can't cook either.

To Bursar or Not to Bursar: you no longer have to ask that question

Gourmet Grocer is Narnia with inflated prices. We highlighted the most Bursar-worthy items.

Introverts, Extroverts and Everything in Between at Penn

Not everyone wants to go to the pool party.

Fling Spenders

A compilation of different Penn students' spending habits during Fling—having to grease the bouncer three times in one week will definitely getcha.

Soul Songs: The Side Dish to your Soul Food

Don't pretend you haven't sung to your meal before...

What Interminable Illness do you Have?

SRAT, FROSH or SWUG: What sickness will your lifestyle land you?

Fall food and drinks have arrived

Fall is finally here and with it come the menu changes of your dreams, and we're not talking about the Sweetgreen seasonal salad. 

My Strange Penn Addiction: Hidden Gems

We all do it, and it's weird. 

When2Eat Distrito

Your number one source into the scandalous items on Distrito’s menu.

An Ode to Our Long Lost Lover: Saxby's

Will their mocha rival Williams Cafe's? There's only one way to find out: A poem.

Ego of the Week: Kendra Carson and Maha Subramaniam

You can learn a lot from these two: including that clitorises can get erections too

Drunk: Not in Love, Just Hungry

Marcus: This college sophomore was once eating with all his friends after a night out. Suddenly, one of his friends threw up all over the table and everyone else’s food.

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