Street: Describe yourself in three words.
Arthur Rempel: Hairy as fuck.
Brian Foley: Not really hairy.
Jonah Campbell: Not witty enough.
Louis Markham: I think mine is "Strangely uplifting biscuit."
BF: Can you elaborate on that?
LM: Well, "strange" and "uplifting" are pretty obvious, but I also feel like we’re all soggy on the inside.
Tim Mason: I don’t know.
Chris Gabos: Can I say smart, loyal, and "another one?"
Street: What qualities make you a true BMOC?
AR: My musical taste. I have a wide array of appeals. I like Celine Dion and Justin Bieber, and I’m planning on incorporating all that into a phenomenal dance.
BF: I’m the definition of work hard, play hard.
JC: Hours and hours of quality practice on the Smoke’s dance floor.
CG: I choreographed the Hotline Bling music video.
LM: My interstellar pecs will be making an appearance.
Street: Who’s your top competition?
AR: That small little stage we have to dance on.
CG: Jonah’s body, probably.
JC: Fear itself.
TM: Arthur Rempel. He may have won last year, but anyone can be beat on any given Wednesday night.
Street: How would you describe your chest hair in a few words?
AR: HAIRYASFUCK. One word.
CG: Mr. Clean’s Head.
LM: Up and coming.
TM: Curly and cuddly.
JC: Humble.
Street: What is your training regimen for BMOC?
BF: Drinking, dancing, drinking, dancing, and more drinking.
TM: I’m visualizing all day every day.
CG: Copa Margs.
LM: One of my biggest strengths is the softness of my hair, so upping the amount of conditioner I use.
CG: Do you condition your chest hair?
AR: I’ve done that. It doesn’t work. I’ve been watching YouTube tutorial videos on how to do handstands and backflips.
TM: I’ve also been watching the Soulja Boy instructional video.
BF: I’m developing a foreign accent so I can sound like Louis.
JC: 6:00 AM yoga-lates.
Street: What’s your spirit animal?
AR: Tazmanian devil.
BF: Baby monkey.
TM: Peacock.
LM: Not by choice, but I’ve been told it’s a flamingo.
CG: Sloth.
BF: Yeah, after meeting you for five minutes, that’s quite fitting.
JC: Snow Leopard.
Street: Who is your inspiration for BMOC?
AR: Mike Markovitz. His dance last year was awesome, with the little briefs.
TM: Derek Jeter. We’re both biracial angels.
BF: Justin Bieber. No matter what I do, I can’t do worse than he does.
JC: Napoleon Dynamite.
CG: Carlton from Fresh Prince.
Street: Boxers or briefs?
AR: Briefs, hands down. If anyone says boxers, you’re out of here.
TM: It’s been briefs since third grade.
BF: Neither, go free! I haven’t worn underwear since ‘Nam.
CG: Thong.
Street: If you are what you eat, what are you?
TM: 2:00 AM bags of GoPuff.
LM: I’m an oreo milkshake kind of guy.
CG: Big Macs.
AR: Honey.
BF: Steak and dumplings can be my meal for the rest of my life.
JC: Freshly caught wild trout.
Street: Man buns: for or against?
AR: YES. I’m growing one out now and it’s so fucking cool.
JC: It depends on type of man bun. If it’s the little baby one on the top of their head that looks bad. If it’s a full legit mane, that’s a different story.
CG: That’s a trend that needs to stop.
LG: There needs to be foliage. As in it’s collected foliage and memories.
BF: It needs to be established. I think we’re in agreement.
CG: No we are not. I am very much against the man bun.
Street: The theme of BMOC is "Oops! BMOC Did It Again." What’s your favorite thing about the ‘90s?
BF: My birth. Birth is so in.
CG: Nickelodeon, specifically Slime Time Live.
LG: Pokémon.
BF: Old-school Game Boy.
TM: Zoog Disney.
JC: Zoboomafoo.
BF: Rocket Power… with the woogidty woogidty handshake!
TM: Dunkaroos!
Street: Give us one reason people should come to BMOC.
AR: Foley’s definitely gonna do something crazy.
CG: Raise money for charity.
LM: Feed our egos.
TM: I’ll be shirtless.
JC: Relive your elementary school days.
Street: Who will you thank in your acceptance speech?
BF: My grandmother. She’s a saint.
AR: Brian Foley.
CG: I’d like to thank Twister, my coaches, and Tommy Pickles.
TM: Barry Bonds, Lil Romeo, Bow wow, my childhood idols.
JC: Silly putty, Moon shoes, Neopets.
LM: Penn Admissions office for letting me stay here for five years so I could do BMOC.
Street: There are two types of people at Penn…
TM: People who know about Nora’s food truck and those who don’t.
LM: Those who like to cuddle after sex and those who don’t.
JN: Smokes people and Blarney people.
CG: Those who stand and wipe and those who sit and wipe.
BF: Those at Big Man On Campus and everyone else.
