Eligible bachelorette: I'm saving butt stuff for when I'm like, 60.
West Philly kid: Bitch, I fucked you for 3 hours yesterday and you didn't even suck my dick.
Potential Hufflepuff: I don't know if I want to go out tonight, my feet are too sore from quidditch practice.
Hot betch: I don't understand why they make Hervés in a size large.
MBA 1: Being in the Peace Corps really made me realize what I wanted to do.
Undergrad: Which was...?
MBA 2: Oil and gas investment banking.