Unfortunately, you can't eat a wall (unless it's drywall). Although we wish we could, it's apparently frowned upon to carve out a chunk for lunch—something about building stability. But fear not! While you may not be able to eat your favorite walls on campus, you can still lick them! Here are our personal favorites:


Pottruck, 1st Floor

Lick for the sweat of your enemies and the blood of your ex-hookups—revenge never tasted so salty.


Huntsman, QSR 2

Lick for the lost dreams of those who didn't get that JP Morgan internship—their sorrow will make you stronger.


Chem Labs

Lick for the sweet taste of carcinogens—just as deadly as arsenic and more addictive (probably).


Lyn's

Lick for when the grease on your breakfast sandwich is not enough to cure your hangover.


Fagin Hall

Lick for when you are on a diet and can't have the calories of a real cookie.The nurses always bring cookies and there is no way their taste has not seeped into the wall by now. 


Claudia Cohen Hall

Lick for the tears of freshman girls who got cut by Tri-delt.


Irvine, the Ceiling 

Just 'cause. Be honest, you're curious as to what it tastes like.


Federal Donuts 

We are 110% certain these walls are infused with a melange of coffee, chicken and donuts, and are frankly quite angry that we can only lick them.