If Fling Tanks Were Honest

Because sometimes puns and pop culture references get old.

Passion Pit and Tiesto perform at Spring Fling

For the frat star not used to interacting with anyone but his brothers:

For the guy staring at you with a sort of scared recognition:

For the realistic (read: not drunk enough) person shivering in the corner:

For the M&T kid who doesn’t embody the M&Turnt lifestyle:

For the fashion conscious:

For the kid you’ve never seen outside of a party:

For someone who isn’t loving all aspects of srat life:

For the person who always has the best solutions:

For literally everyone attending fling:

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