Screw New Year's Resolutions; new Penn year resolutions are much more important. We asked the staff of Summer Street what their goals were for the upcoming year – or, at least, what they kept telling themselves they'd quit. Here's what they said:

Stop hooking up with the guys I tutor/ Go and love yourself/  Stop comparing yourself to other people/ Talk less, smile more Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's never going to happen/ Stop self slut-shaming Get woke Come more/  Join Street.


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