Girl who knows how to toe the line: He's hot but he's my TA. But if I tripped and fell on his dick I wouldn't say no.

Almost definitely a Whartonite: I just like really want to be involved in some sort of insider trading.

Confused frosh: Zeta is a frat, not a sorority. I got MERTed there!

First Girl in SDT Kitchen: How does Passover work?

Second Girl: You can't eat anything that rises.

First Girl: You can't eat dick?!?

Angry Penn policeman seeing a skateboarder riding down locust: HEY YOU! WATCH YOURSELF SILVER SURFER!


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