Liar: As a virgin, how dare you think I’ve ever been railed.

Experimental Photography Prof: I would like to take this picture of Stonehenge and replace the sky to make it prettier. I would then like to place Godzilla into the picture. 

Recently Woke: I just came to the realization that everyone’s just having sex with everyone.

Candy Connoisseur: Snickers is the Corona of Halloween candy. 

Photo-Shy Witch?: You know what happens to people who take photos of me? They get curses put on them. 


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