Liar: As a virgin, how dare you think I’ve ever been railed.
Experimental Photography Prof: I would like to take this picture of Stonehenge and replace the sky to make it prettier. I would then like to place Godzilla into the picture.
Recently Woke: I just came to the realization that everyone’s just having sex with everyone.
Candy Connoisseur: Snickers is the Corona of Halloween candy.
Photo-Shy Witch?: You know what happens to people who take photos of me? They get curses put on them.
