Fisher–Bennett Bathroom User: "$50k a fucking year for single–ply?"
Heading south on Walnut: “Wait, all these streets are named after trees!”
Pre–frosh consulting Google Maps on Locust: "Okay, so...I think this is Locust."
Newly minted consultant, flirting: “Do you guys like capitalism? What’s up?”
Sober sister: “The fact that I don’t do drugs at Penn makes me feel like a vegetarian at a steakhouse.”
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