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True Life: I Think I'm 'Hispanic'
Until I was about 13 years old, I didn’t know anything else other than Jewish. I attended a Jewish day school in Miami and took 10 years of Hebrew.
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Overheards 11/17
Blonde 1: Honestly, fuck TFA! Blonde 2: Yeah! You can always apply for Teach for Chile with me. Blonde 1: Yeah!!!!! Oh… you were serious? Desperate on Locust: I don’t know.
Dispatch: Theos Does Woodser
7:25 pm: As instructed, the sceniest scenesters show up for the mysterious (not so mysterious) field trip dressed in white. 7:27 pm: Haven’t seen a white tracksuit since 1999.
The Round–Up: 11.10.2011
Apparently Theos Woodser wasn't as Texas Chainsaw Massacre–y as we led you to believe.
Word on the Street: Cut My Hair
There are a few things that nobody told me when I decided to cut off most of my hair. I was never informed that my pixie cut would result in serious bedhead every morning.
Toasts and Roasts: Halloween Round-Up
You guys have done it now. You broke Toasts & Roasts by being on your absolute worst behavior this past Halloweekend.
Dispatch: The Itch You Can't Scratch
Tues. 11 a.m.: Mom calls to say she thinks she got bed bug bites from the B&B we stayed at.
Word on the Street: Send in the Queens
I have not one, but two, My Heart Will Go On dance remixes on my iPod. I consider Amanda Bynes to be my spirit animal and I think the fact that The Devil Wears Prada isn’t on Netflix streaming is a crime against humanity.
Overheard at Penn: 11.03.2011
Jappy bitch: Maybe it’s time to start thinking more about finding a boyfriend.
Word on the Street: Keep the Candy
The primary elements of Halloween are: costumes, spookiness, candy and contact with strangers. Candy is okay.
Toasts and Roasts 10/27
TOASTS Highbrow hates people who break the law, but we love it when they get what they deserve.
My Penn Addiction: Penn Directory
I’m not a stalker. Let’s get that clear right off the bat.
