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Overheard at Penn
Capogiro employee training a new hire: It’s okay to be fierce and say, “I’d be happy to help you after your cellphone conversation.” The more condescending, the better. Freshman Bro: I’m going to the swim house, dude.
Highbrow Presents: Craigslist Missed Connections for the West Philly Resident
It can be hard to find love at Penn. Lucky for you, sweet reader, Highbrow has gone Cupid and scoured the Craigslist Missed Connections for people pining for you.
Vote for your favorite Tweet of the Week: September 20-27
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Toasts & Roasts: 9.15.2011
TOASTS Oz & Phi Delt’s exclusive wristband–only party was one of the best of NSO, but they failed in their ultimate goal of keeping the frosh out.
Overheard At Penn: 09.15.2011
Creeper guy: I know you from somewhere… Girl: Class? Creeper: No.
The Real Ben Franklin
I can’t get enough of our bespectacled founder, the man, the myth: Benjamin Franklin. It all started with my “Why Penn” essay when, like most of you, I Googled the heck out of this dude.
My Penn Addiction: Magic Carpet
I always knew I’d fall in love someday, but I never thought it’d be like this. Truth is, I’ve never felt this way about any other food truck before.
Vote for your next Tweet of the Week, September 13-20
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Frat Hopping: Awkward People Problems
Animals are everywhere, from the noble, if eccentric UPennsylvanian squirrel, to the tiniest Sansomite cockroach.
Stare Master
I am a starer. I stare at people. I have probably stared at you. Don’t feel special. I stare at nearly everybody.
Overheard at Penn
SDT Girl #1: You’re going to be so constipated tomorrow from all that matzo. SDT Girl #2: Not true!
The Gutter
Even before Spring Fling officially began, some of you had started misbehaving.
The Gutter: 04.14.11
An AEPi mixer over the weekend resulted in a social media spat.
Overheard at Penn: 04.14.11
Male student: Yeah, I hate Ego of the Week.
Word on the Street: Closing the Book
I’d like to take this opportunity to invite my friends who are reading this to a party at my house on Saturday afternoon.
The Gutter: 04.07.2011
Senior Society season continues, as Mortar Board, Omega and Sphinx began pledging this week, much to the delight of the selected juniors.
