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The Round Up: 04.24.2014
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by 34th Street Magazine. Yes, this was on the back of our Fling tanks.
Overheard at Penn: 04.24.2014
M&T Girl: Do you think I can read my cheat sheet if it’s size 5.5 font?
Craigslist: Penn Edition
Looking for summer subletters? Highbrow found some listings you might be interested in.
Word on the Street: Life 101
I think our understanding of a “general education” needs an update. Living World and Formal Reasoning are, in theory, useful subject matters.
Overheard at Penn: 4.17.2014
Guetta Girl 1: I’m on soooo many drugs right now. Guetta Girl 2: I’m on my anxiety meds?!
The Roundup: 4.17.2014
We’re just gonna cut right to the chase. Sex. Drugs. Fling. Let’s Guett it. Let’s start with the Quad, the “heart” of Spring Fling.
Fling, Flang, Flung: Fling through the decades
Remember when Fling used to happen? Remember when the Round Up was actually mean? Highbrow looks back on the Fling gossip of Street’s archives.
Overheard at Penn: 04.10.2014
Indian 1: Dude, I heard he Frenched her. Indian 2: What does that even mean? Indian 3: Indians these days...
Word on the Street: Drag Me To Heaven
It’s 1 a.m. on Thursday morning and I’m sandwiched between a mirrored wall and four drag queens at a booth in an empty gay bar.
Ask Lala: Eating Out
Dear LaLa, My girlfriend is coming for fling and we haven’t seen each other in months.
The Roundup: 04.10.2014
PSA: This Round Up has been forced to relocate to the Roxxy by the Bureau of Liquor Control Enforcement.
Tweet of the Week: 04.09.2014
Remember to tweet before you fling.
Ask LaLa: On Becoming Headmaster
Dear LaLa, Last week I was blowing this guy after my date night and everything was going pretty well.
Overheard at Penn: 04.03.2014
JAP: How does Ernest Owens have a boyfriend and I don’t? (Ed. Note: Ernest also was selected for EOTW and you weren't.) Guy on Locust: They couldn’t get actual drugs, so she took a horse tranquilizer. Pledge: My Tinder standards are, like, not as low as my real standards. Hipster: Once I realized they were in Pikapp I was like “WTF” because I thought they went to Drexel.
If Highbrow Had A Million Dollars...
Here's how much of it we'd shell out to see each of these things go down.
Word on the Street: The Lucky Ones
Last Thursday, Penn released its regular admission decisions for the class of 2018. Only 9.9% of the 35,868 applicants were accepted.
The Round Up: 04.03.2014
Highbrow’s starting a new senior society. You want in? Sorry, we’re not looking for Greek “leaders” or overhyped athletes.
