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Overheard at Penn: 1.17.13
Dude: Brb I’m gonna take a shit. Sorority girl: I literally had to suck dick to survive. Girl: You’re pregnant.
The Round Up: 1.17.13
Welcome, welcome, lovies, to the 74th Annual Hunger Games! We kid, we kid, although sometimes a fight to the death might be preferable to being featured in the Round-Up.
Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 1.14.2013
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Overheard at Penn
Pete ordering food: Can I get sweet and sour and soy sauce with that? Pete: Yeah, I have a final on the 18th. Pete's friend: You look nice today.
The Round Up: 12/6/12
Finals are almost upon us, beautiful readers. Before we all lock ourselves away in Van Pelt, let’s celebrate our last week of classes with your weekly Pete gossip. SPOTTED: Highbrow hears that Pete was quite the admirer of culture this week, SABS–ing at the STIM show "A Year with Frog and Toad" and the Pennsori concert. A tipster tells us he described them as "awesome." Anna Wintour, watch your back — looks like Pete is the new front row show personality. Talk about a good friend!
Vote for your favorite Tweet of the Week: September 20-27
[poll id="8"] Congrats @RiepeLife for being last weeks winner. @RiepeLife: the grotto!!!!!1!!1!!!! nom nom nom #freshman15 #fat #riepelife (26%,)
Frat Hopping: Awkward People Problems
Animals are everywhere, from the noble, if eccentric UPennsylvanian squirrel, to the tiniest Sansomite cockroach.
Highbrow Poll: Who is Having the Worst Week Ever?
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Highbrow Poll: Who is Having the Worst Week Ever?
You can thank the dudes over at MeepMe for only being able to vote once. Sorry!
I Survived Fraternity Rush Week
I’ll probably throw up if I hear about another four-story beer bong.
