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Word on the Street: Our Better Half
We didn’t ask for this to be easy. We didn’t come to Penn looking for a relaxing four–year spring break.
Texts From Last Night: Spring Break edition
(857): I watch more porn than I watch movies. (714): God I would jam you so hard (714): U know I’m hot as fuck (714): I don’t jerk to ppl who think I’m ugly (714): Dude ur totes buying condoms at the mall (510): Spring breakers is actually pretty accurate cause I wanna kill like everyone in Miami right now (510): Fuck I literally accidently texted my ex instead of you asking him “where he at in this gay club” (646): I don’t think I’m alive anymore...I just puked 5 times before 1pm (773): My burn finally turned to tan!! Just in time to peel off...it now looks likes splotty third nipple (508): My strep rash cleared just in time to get sunburnt (734): You’d think we’d get drunk and do something fun but we just got drunk and played monopoly (215): Damn mtha fackacs (516): She had a nipple piercing and a tramp stamp but told me not to worry because she got both when she 15.
Highbrow Does Grindr
Week two of Highbrow's immersion into the complicated world of dating apps.
The Roundup: 3.20.2014
Welcome back to Penn–adise, muchachos. Sorry you have to trade your bikinis for winter parkas. While the weather may be cold and cloudy, Highbrow is here to bring the sunshine back into your lives.
Tweet of the Week: 03.05.2014
Spring break will totally come faster if you vote for a tweet
Word on the Street: Sharing Semen
Walking out of VP on Saturday afternoon, I had five new Grindr messages. Booyah. Three messages were from an old “professional type” looking for a twinky college boy, and the others were from a steamy grad student in the School of Design.
Highbrow Does Tinder
This week, Highbrow decided to venture into the world of modern love and see what all the kids are talking about. Swipe right, bitches.
Overheard at Penn: 02.27.2014
Theta frosh: Siri, where's Oz? A's boy: Who the fuck doesn't have Uber?! Girl on Locust: I may have egged a house once. VP security guard: I ooze flowers. Blonde girl: I just feel like I get really fucked up and suck dick at every date night.
The Roundup: 02.27.2014
One more week until Highbrow packs its bags and heads for paradise. Yes ducklings, it’s almost our favorite time of year: SPRING BREAK!
Tweet of the Week: 02.24.2014
Vote for this week's most fabulous tweet!
Word on the Street: Four
[Trigger warning: Rape and Sexual Assault] Yesterday I turned 20. If we’re talking numbers, mine is 22.
Mythbusters: Penn Edition
As your trusted authority on Penn rumors, Highbrow is here to catch you up on some favorite stories and help you separate the fact from the crap.
Word on the Street: Picture Imperfect
[media-credit name="Eve Bowers" align="alignright" width="225"][/media-credit] I struggle with depression.
Overheard at Penn: 02.14.2014
Girl on Locust: Honestly, I am so into homosexuals.
The Round Up: 02.14.2014
Privjet, sukii! That means “Hi bitches” in Russian, the language of the Winter Olympic Games and Pussy Riot.
