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Dispatch: We Hit Turbulence
4:29 pm: JetBlue pilot announces our descent into JFK. He advises us to buckle up tightly because, due to the approaching nor’easter, it might get a little bumpy. 4:31 pm: Flight anxiety, which is already at a level 7, increases to level 8.
Ask Miss Cassandra: Plan (O)B(GYN)
When should I start seeing an OB/GYN?
The Round Up: 2.21.2013
Now that Highbrow finally has its big (love you!), we're totally ready to tackle things other than fake Facebook accounts.
Word on the Street: Red Fish, Blue Fish, Me Fish, You Fish
At the end of every day, I frantically hop into bed. The next day, I’m likely to repeat this routine.
Locust Lexicon: 2.21.13
TWA That Was Awkward Did you see that dude being hugged by the girl in the Vagina suit?
Ask Miss Cassandra: Losing Your V–Card and Improving Your Gaydar
I’m very curious about your opinion on losing your virginity, perhaps in a strange place.
An Open Letter to: Campus Couples
Dear Couples, I get it. And if I were in your position I would probably be behaving the same way, but I’m not, which is the whole point of this bitter diatribe.
Overheard at Penn: 2.14.13
Guy: For a while it was funny, but now I just fucking hate her.
The Roundup: 2.14.13
Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day, you little suffragettes! Like most of you, Highbrow’s been ignoring the Hallmark holiday of Valentine’s Day and focusing on things that MATTER.
Dispatch: Vagmons Downtown
10:00 p.m.: Receive text: “are you going to cunt party?” 10:01 p.m.: Ignore text.
Overheard at Penn: 2.7.13
Girl 1: If I keep eating this much, I’m going to gain so much weight. Girl 2: I wish I had a tapeworm.
Ask Miss Cassandra: Of Orientation and De–flowerization
I think I might be gay. First off that is not a question, which is especially ironic for someone who is questioning their sexuality.
