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Best Friendz: 7th Grade and Tears
Each week we totes spotlight some of the most terrific twosomes on campus! Like, awesome!
New Year’s Resolutions
We questioned some local civilians about their hopes and dreams for 2011. We’re sorry we asked.
Study Abroad: Before and After
[column width="47%" padding="6%"] Before: Patriotism.
Everyday Etiquette
Joke Issue: The Dearest Father in Heaven knows it is a grand trick for a university man to manage his social situations with class and grace — perhaps even trickier than explaining bathing to a bearded Spaniard!
Fascist Foodies
Joke Issue: Our blessed motherland hath of late emerged from a most barbarous quarrel with the diabolical tyrants across the great sea.
How To Date On A Dime
Joke Issue: Though all of our purses feel a mite lighter of late, the ladies need never concern themselves with such matters of politick and finance!
Fascist Foodies: Franco
In an effort to demystify some of hsitory’s most notorious dictators, we’ve decided to reveal the most relateable quality of one formidible fascist every week: his love of everyon’e favorite junk foods! Being appointed by God to serve the Spanish people is no easy job, but Sr.
Everything You Wanted To Know About Shoutouts But Were Too Afraid To Ask
While the holiday season is often thought to be about family, thankfulness and sharing, we at Street know better.
Everyday Etiquette
With so many tricky social situations, it can be tough to maintain proper decorum. Here are two experts from opposite ends of the earth (one goes to Drexel and one goes to Penn) to give you their advice on everything from dating to dinner parties.
Legends Of The Pennple
Being the first university in the U.S. means that Penn has had plenty of time to accumulate a hefty bit of folklore.
Creative Career Service
Don’t feel like putting on a coat and tie every day? Do cover letters and phone interviews get you in a tizzy?
Everyday Etiquette
With so many tricky social situations, it can be tough to maintain proper decorum. Here are two experts from opposite ends of the earth (one goes to Drexel and one goes to Penn) to give you their advice on everything from dating to dinner parties.
The Quizzler
Are you Kant or Can’t? Jonas Salk or Jonas Suck? Leonardo da Vinci or Peon–fart–hole dog Shit–pee?
Lowbrow Editorial Board
1. YOU STUDENTS HAVE REALLY RUINED THE FAMILY FUN OF THE QUAD A disgruntled family man Everything was finally coming together when my family decided to rent an apartment in the “Baby Quadrangle.” The place had it all: reasonable rent, picturesque views of fine gothic architecture and a great location!
The R. Kelly Writers House
For those of you who never open your emails from President Gutmann, you missed some HUGE news this past week.
Everyday Etiquette
With so many tricky social situations, it can be tough to maintain proper decorum. Here are two experts from opposite ends of the earth (one goes to Drexel and one goes to Penn) to give you their advice on everything from dating to dinner parties.
Facist Foodies
In an effort to demystify some of history’s most notous dictators, we’ve decided to reveal the most relatable quality of one formidable fascist every week: his love of everyone’s favorite junk foods!
Letters to Lowbrow
Dear Lowbrow, Freshman year at Penn has been much more fun than my native Singapore! I love particularly my apartment in Stouffer College House.
