David Yankelewitz

Neanderthal man could kick your ass. He didn't eat salads from Fresh Grocer or drink square bottles of Fiji water.
October 25, 2001 at 12:00 am

When I was growing up, my soul and I had a deal--I didn't kill him by drinking rat poison, and he didn't bother me with any of that conscience crap.
October 18, 2001 at 12:00 am