Take a sip every time...
Trump says “win,” “winning,” or “winner”
Bonus sip if he says “wiener”
Trump licks his lips after a sip of water
Those damn immigrants stealing our jobs and our chapstick
Hillary makes awkward eye contact with the camera
You may have been Ready for Hillary, but we doubt you were Ready for That Really Uncomfortable Second of Eye Contact
Trump’s left eyebrow moves up
CNN might need to consider zooming out more to make sure Trump’s eyebrow doesn’t float out of the frame
Hillary fake laughs
She’s the Jimmy Fallon of politics
Trump sharply inhales through his nose or breathes heavily into mic
Border patrol data shows that every time Trump blows his nose, an illegal immigrant crosses the border (not a great argument, but better than most of his)
A sexist comment is made and you get excited to see social media blow up
Our generation is not great at voting, but damn can we get angry on Facebook
Chug for the duration of time...
It takes Hillary to slow–motion blink like a Ferbie
Political analysts have calculated that Hillary spent a total of 41 minutes blinking during the first debate
Hillary is motionless
No, the right half of your screen isn’t frozen—she just sometimes forgets to move.