Take a sip every time...
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Trump says “win,” “winning,” or “winner”
Bonus sip if he says “wiener”
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Trump licks his lips after a sip of water
Those damn immigrants stealing our jobs and our chapstick
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Hillary makes awkward eye contact with the camera
You may have been Ready for Hillary, but we doubt you were Ready for That Really Uncomfortable Second of Eye Contact
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Trump’s left eyebrow moves up
CNN might need to consider zooming out more to make sure Trump’s eyebrow doesn’t float out of the frame
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Hillary fake laughs
She’s the Jimmy Fallon of politics
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Trump sharply inhales through his nose or breathes heavily into mic
Border patrol data shows that every time Trump blows his nose, an illegal immigrant crosses the border (not a great argument, but better than most of his)
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A sexist comment is made and you get excited to see social media blow up
Our generation is not great at voting, but damn can we get angry on Facebook
Chug for the duration of time…
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It takes Hillary to slow–motion blink like a Ferbie
Political analysts have calculated that Hillary spent a total of 41 minutes blinking during the first debate
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Hillary is motionless
No, the right half of your screen isn’t frozen—she just sometimes forgets to move. It happens to the best of us
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Trump’s answer goes on and on without actually responding to the question
What do you mean “stamina” isn’t a synonym for “look?"
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Between Trump saying something dumb and a meme appearing on the internet
The critics have very good brains
Take a shot every time…
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Trump interrupts Hillary
CAUTION: May lead to blacking out within five minutes of the debate starting
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Hillary turns her head in an angle that makes her hair look like a blonde Elvis wig
Apparently Hillary’s hairdresser and tailor are both blind men from the 1930s
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Trump makes a little kissy face while Hillary is talking
