Tory Burch:
A perfect princess deserves her pretty pink throne. But don’t let the bed fool you, innocence stops at the frills.
Ben Franklin:
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” Ben clearly valued time spent in bed, making the perfect boudoir of utmost importance.
John Legend:
Skip the bed; go straight to the Jacuzzi.
Donald Trump:
It’s all business for the Donald.
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