1. Wash your dishes.
2. Wash that man* right out of your hair.
3. Get your eyebrows on fleek.
4. Zig–a–zig–ah.
5. Apologize for the inconvenience.
6. Stand up, drank.
7. Sit down, drank.
8. Befriend the pope.
9. Destroy him. You are the true holy one now.
10. Grapple with the meaning of existence.
*next time tell him to aim better
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