Frank Ocean: Mr. Ocean has been an undercover mermaid, excuse us, merman since hitting the R&B scene.
Guns N' Roses: The First Municipal Bank and SF Botanical
Garden were designed by same famed architect, Alex
Wyler. A group of robbers got the two confused in a tragic
mix–up, created the most famous stick–up in flower history.
The band met at the 10th anniversary of the rose masacre.
Hootie and Blowfish: Instead of hot wings, Hooters in Japan sell, Fugu, also known as deadly blowfish. Darius Rucker was enchanted on a visit to Japan by the danger mixed with babes. He decided that day that Hooter and Blowfish was going to sweep the ‘90s pop scene like a tsunami. Unfortunately, Hooters is trademarked.
Green Day: Drummer Tre Cool is huge fan of green beans. For him, every day is a green day.
Swedish House Mafia: The Swedish Mafia committed hundreds of crimes throughout the eastern seaboard. The mob boss Hemnes Askvoll ruled the underground furniture, home goods, and meatball markets with an iron fist. The DJs that formed this band are direct heir of this black market empire.
One Direction: Inspired by the true life inspiration for Zoolander, Juan Way, a man who could only turn to the left, Harry Styles formed the band to raise awareness for the directionally challenged. For too many Americans, one direction is the only option.
Death Cab for Cutie: Drawing inspiration for the 1980 horror film, Death Carwash. The band's Death Cab came from their front man’s hatred of “Cuties” tangerines.
Matchbox 20: Frontman Rod Thomas is a hoarder. To get over the debilitating disease, famed abnormal psychologist Carlos Santana (not the one you are thinking of) made him get rid of the hoards of matchboxes in his home, which had become a dangerous fire hazard.
Rolling Stones: In the small town of Tin Point, in North Wales, there are said to be stones that have souls and move on their own. Mick Jagger is the reincarnated witch who put the spell on those stones.
Calvin Harris: Was born this way.
