1. 50 Shades of Grey

    • For guys:  a dark colored suit (with belt), nice dress shoes, Audi R8, nipple clamps 
    • For girls: A pantsuit and heels/ boots, handcuffs, gag–ball.
    • This outfit says, “I’m not your average, boring applicant. Also, I’m down to be tortured for the next 2 years of my life.”

  2. Horror Movie Killer

    • For guys: dirty, ripped jeans, hockey mask, bloody sweater. 
    • For girls: bloody white nightgown, long fake fingernails, frizzy hair. 
    • This outfit says “My 60 hour work week I’m going to endure to afford a studio apartment in Manhattan doesn’t scare me.”

  3. Medieval Garb

    • For guys: Chainmail armor, cast iron helmet, broadsword. 
    • For girls: long dress with brooches, smock, hose, kirtle, gown, surcoat, girdle, cape, hood and bonnet.
    • This outfit says, “Tis experience you’re looking for? I doth know Excel.” To complete the look, add sores and frequently cough to simulate the effects of the plague.

  4. Naked

    • For guys: pretty self–explanatory.
    • For girls: See above.
    • If all else fails, pulling the naked-man move may be your best option. Studies show that this maneuver leads to a follow up interview exactly 33% of the time.

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