Picture of you and two cute acquaintances in a backyard
Uncle Larry: Hi darling, I made a batch of your favorite homemade lube – where should I send it?
Mom: So good seeing you Jody Pereda Wagner (ed. Note, the person pictured does not know who Jody Pereda Wagner is)
Picture of you on your bed in your dorm room
Dad: Hey sweetie be careful tonight just overnighted your plastic bedwetting sheets!
Aunt Miriam: looks like Lisa Frank exploded – hope you saved $$$ 4 ur loans
Photo of a girl and guy pre-hook up at a party
Uncle: Are you dating?
Aunt: Oh sweetie you look so cute! fishnets would really make your outfit though - your boyfriend is cute ;)
Mom: @Dad see she’s not one of those lesbos?! Phew
Dad: Take care of my daughter
Matching twin pic with your roomie
Grandma: Hi Katie, what a lovely pic! How are you? Miss you lots, I went to the museum yesterday
Grandpa: Hi Katie, you and your roommate look alike! Which one are you?
Brother: yo katie when can I visit?