- Drugs: they don't call it a sugar high for nothing?!
- Specifically, ecstasy: Red Bull isn't the only thing that gives you wings
- Truth serum: candy knows all your secrets, and pretty soon everyone else will, too.
- Immortality: cause fucking duh
- Chloroform: from the friendly neighborhood ice cream truck
- Laughing gas: also from the ice cream truck
- Candle wax: how do you think candy corn gets that consistency?
- Ink: because food dye is expensive AND OVERRATED.
- Mercury: see #8
- Crushed, dried and boiled beetles: adds flavor, texture –– it's a fucking delicacy.
- Lighter fluid: population control
- Beaver pee: so natural, so good
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