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Ruminations by Aaron Karo University of Delaware Routes 4 And 896 Newark, Del. Mon, April 14, 7 p.m. www.aaronkaro.com I finally gave in and went to check out Aaron Karo's website. I figured it was my school pride act for the year. I have to admit, he is pretty funny, but I think it's mostly because all of his thoughts are written down, so I don't actually have to hear him say it. Somehow, I'm pretty sure that if I were to actually meet him, I would never be able to laugh at anything he says again. Seriously, good luck to the girl he ends up with.

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Tweet of the Week: 12.16.2014

Congrats to last week's winner: Xandria James ‏@XandriaJames‬ "Shut up. You're 22 and you're still talking about bat mitzvah money as a source of income." Honestly nothing surprises me anymore #Penn

Tweet of the Week: 12.9.2014

Congrats to last week's winner: teresa dula @terens55‬: "The scene is real, and it's now, and it's right outside huntsman smoking a cigarette"

Tweet of the Week: 12.2.2014

Congrats to last week's winner: Spencer Winson! ‪@pency23‬‬: I sincerely hope people get my sense of humor and understand my selfies are all about self promotion and narcissism.