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Auditions for Second Annual Short Festival Play Colonial Playhouse Ridley and Magnolia Avenues Aldan, Pa. Mon, April 21, 7:30 p.m. (610) 622-5773 So you're thinking this is your big break. You haven't been on stage since your high school production of Grease. Come on people I did that show in the eighth grade. You weren't very good then and you aren't any good now. You'll have to present a dramatic or comedic monologue and no reading off of note cards! Good luck, you good for nothing. You're going to wind up a Pilates instructor anyway.

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Tweet of the Week: 12.16.2014

Congrats to last week's winner: Xandria James ‏@XandriaJames‬ "Shut up. You're 22 and you're still talking about bat mitzvah money as a source of income." Honestly nothing surprises me anymore #Penn

Tweet of the Week: 12.9.2014

Congrats to last week's winner: teresa dula @terens55‬: "The scene is real, and it's now, and it's right outside huntsman smoking a cigarette"

Tweet of the Week: 12.2.2014

Congrats to last week's winner: Spencer Winson! ‪@pency23‬‬: I sincerely hope people get my sense of humor and understand my selfies are all about self promotion and narcissism.