SALMA HAYEK FILMS AT THE GSC Graduate Student Center 3615 Locust Walk Thu, 7 p.m., Free http://www.upenn.edu/gsc/programs/film.htm Hot Latina vixen, or perverts who like watching her in groups, seeks audience for mutual fun. Her name is Salma and she will be your friend for two hours. And, this time it won't cost you! More so, the darkness will prevent others from noticing that you are beating off to her. Oh you sweet sexy thing, will you bear my children? I like tongue baths and long walks on the beach. Leave your binoculars at home, boys. FRESHMEN ON FILM Fox Gallery at Logan Hall 249 South 36th Street Thu-Fri the 19th, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Free http://www.upenn.edu/nso Ah, freshmen year: Time of new beginnings, drunken weekends, and regretful trysts of romance. Too bad only one of these will be displayed in the Fox Gallery photography exhibition. Showcasing the work of five talented photographers, their pieces document the Class of 2007 during NSO. Drop by to relive the mystique and intrigue of your wide-eyed first week at Penn. It's like flipping through the freshmen face book, but artsy!
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FILMS Graduate Student Center 3615 Locust Walk Sun, 6:30 p.m., Free What will he think of next? Ahhnold continues to mystify and perplex the world as he struts down yet another path in his conquest for the complete and utter domination of the human race. Once the poster-boy for the Steroid Advocates of America, the Terminator stuck to his guns when he said he'd be back. Running for governor on the strict campaign of punchlines and movie quotes, Arnold has returned. Relive his better days by dropping by the Graduate Student Center for two Schwarzenegger classics. Predator plays Sunday and True Lies shows the following week.
