IKEA Shopping Trip Sansom Place East Lobby Sun, 11 a.m., $2, (Bought Items Must Fit on Lap or Under Seat) A famous fictional character once wondered, "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?" If you are Jack's need to coordinate your dorm furniture, grab a ride to IKEA. And unless you happen to be part of the chosen few who happily reside in High Rise North, it's safe to say that your furniture is downright putrid. So toss out your wine rack for a trendier one that Queer Eye's Carson would deem "fabulous." Girls will notice.
Ghost Tour of Philadelphia Willie and Duffy's 620 Chestnut St. Tue, 7:30 p.m., $12 (215) 413-1744
Who ya gonna call? Ghost Tour of Philadelphia? I see stuuuuuupid people, they are all around me. Check out some paranormals around Sixth and Chestnut and head through society hill. For those faint at heart, there may not actually be any ghosts. I don't believe in your magic, you little bitch. Stay at home, I don't really care. Sweet dreams.
CLASSIC SOUL SUNDAYS Eighth Floor 800 Delray Street Sun, 9 p.m.-2 a.m.., $3; $6 after 10 p.m. (215) 922-1000 http://www.8thfloor.com Are you black or do you aspire to be? Looking to kill time after choir practice and Church? Tired of the normal Sundays where you curse Philly's blue laws? Well the Eighth Floor celebrates its inner Philly soul sistah with this epic weekly dancefest. You can do it, put your ass into it. I can do it, put your back into it. You too may have what it takes to shimmy and jive with the best of 'em. And you can do it lickety split, no shit.
BASTARD SONS OF JOHNNY CASH Tin Angel 20 S. 2nd Street Tue, 8:30 p.m., $10 (215) 928-0770 http://www.tinangel.com When your band's name includes the Man in Black, you are sure to field the same questions again and again. Technically, none of the band's members are illegitimate children of Johnny Cash. In addition, the BSOJC are not a Johnny Cash cover band. The band does write songs about love, loss and booze. The only question left is whether or not the Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash would mind doing a cover of Johnny Cash doing a cover of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt."
Open Hockey Class of 1923 Ice Rink 3130 Walnut Street All week, 8:15-9:45 p.m., Free with PennCard (215) 898-1923 Lose a few teeth and look like a screwed up Canuck. If mullets and lumberjacks don't get you hot then maybe this is not your cup of Toronto SARS. If you go down there, you are guaranteed to have a raucous good time. It's an open skate so frat boys and physics nerds can deck each other just like the good ol' days. Watch out for the slapshots and bring your sweater.
