Caroline in the City (1995-1999)

• Caroline Duffy married Del and then tragically lost a limb in a freakish accident involving ink and a spatula.

• Richard Karinsky finally realized he was gay and broke the Duffster's heart for good.

• Del Cassidy was the first to create a "You lost a limb and I no longer love you" greeting card.

My So-Called Life (1994-1995)

• Angela Chase finally got a clue.

• Jordan Catalano cut his hair and stopped being hot.

• Rayanne Graff became a back--up singer for U2.

• Brian Krakow married Angela Chase.

• Sharon Cherski is a divorcee with a lisp.

• Rickie Vasquez lives and loves Richard Karinsky.

Salute Your Shorts (1991-1993)

• Ug is still working at Camp Anawanna.

• Donkeylips made an appearance on True Life: I Went To Fat Camp before going on the Subway diet and marrying a model.

• Sponge gained all the weight that Donkeylips lost and became a professional sumo wrestler in Japan.

• Budnick moved to the countryside and now raises llamas at Clovervalleyshire.

Boy Meets World (1993-2000)

• Cory Matthews broke up with Topanga and became a porn star.

• Eric Matthews is still in college.

• Shawn Hunter is a rock star of epic proportions, if you know what we mean.

• Topanga Lawrence broke up with Cory and became a crackwhore.

• Mr. Feeny died, was cremated, and his ashes were spread over a fjord in Norway.

Full House (1987-1995)

• Donna Jo Tanner married Steve and started a beautiful and loving family.

• Stephanie Judith Tanner got breast implants and became a Penn cheerleader.

• Michelle Elizabeth Tanner was last seen on Girls Gone Wild 23.

• Daniel Ernest Tanner gave up his morning show and now lives in a dust store.

• Hermes 'Jesse' Katsopolis was in a long distance commercial when his music career went to hell and he joined the family rodent business.

• Joseph Alvin Gladstone was lost on a family trip to the Grand Canyon and never heard from again.

The Single Guy (1995-1997)

• Jonathan Eliot: still single, no longer a guy.

• Sam Sloan is still eating Asian cuisine every night.

• Trudy Sloan is still happily married to Sam.

Adventures of Pete & Pete (1993-1996)

• Big Pete moved to Wisconsin after he finally confessed his love for Petunia and she turned him down.

• Little Pete joined the Witness Protection Program.

• Ellen came out.

• Artie was flushed in the Tragic Drain Malfunction of 1998.

Doogie Howser, M.D. (1989-1993)

• Doogie Howser became mentally deficient a la Flowers for Algernon.

• Vinnie Delpino grew a foot. You know what we mean.

Fraggle Rock (1983-1987)

• The Fraggle Rockians are still fraggling it up in Fraggle Rock.

Perfect Strangers (1986-1993)

• Balki Bartokomous is in line to be the new Roasty--Toasty guy.

• Larry Appleton is now the manager of teen sensation S Club 7.

Home Improvement (1991-1999)

• Tim Taylor joined the Marines.

• Jill Taylor joined the Navy.

• Al Borland joined the Coast Guard.

• Brad joined the Army.

• Randy joined the Rebel Forces.

• Mark is a Barbie designer for Mattel.


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