As the eternal flames wisp on Hitler and Pol Pot, I think of how much harder Joseph Stalin worked at his tireless genocide. You are doomed to an unending stream of Hell's flame. It's sad really. While the former worked on the Jews and the next slaughtered the Asians, there are no depths low enough to cast J. Stalin... That is, except H.E. double hockey stick! He is the meanie-weanie who dropped massive countermeasures on his own peeps. Well, kinda like the other two, but in a more methodical and perfect way. He pretty much said, "Dude. Dude. Dude. Where's my car?" And then he murdered until his hands, and the hands of everyone he could or would ever meet, hurt more than the people who suffered the unmerciful gas chamber onslaught. Poor people. He still couldn't help offing Slavs and the Varangians like it was his second job. His first job was as a hot Denny's waitress. You are not a nice man. You are a bad mailman!
Oh yeah, so Hell is pretty much fiery and hot and, well, maybe it's freezing cold. I guess it's whatever you really don't like. Hell is Bui's without salt, pepper and ketchup. Hell is Stouffer with rats, without air conditioning and without Resident Hottie B.
In the immortal words of the Highlander, "You got me straight trippin', Boo." I'm not upset that you couldn't make your genocide global enough. Don't feel bad, I know you thought, "Why stop at Jews... Asians...Varangians... kill all people." That wasn't smart playing. Now you will pay.
