1) You look at them the wrong way.
2) Their outfits don't match.
3) Pimp Juice gets in their eyes.
4) You step on their Gucci shoes.
5) You step on their Gucci feet.
6) You try to become part of their entourage.
7) You call them Eazy.
8) They can't spend money unnecessarily.
9) They wake up and realize they got screwed by some prick from Wharton.
10) Their social legitimacy and overall persona are questioned.
11) It rains and their hair gets ruined.
12) You can't understand what they're saying. Ever.
13) They look outside and it seems like it's going to be warm, but then it's just sunny and really windy and cold so they have to go back home to change into something warmer, but then later in the day they realize that it was only kind of cold because it was early in the morning, so then they spend the rest of the day burning in the ultimate Armani sweatsuit that they bought, thinking it was the only one at the store, only to see their best friend rockin' the same gear, and then they approach him/her about how they said that they were going to get that one and he/she's all "well I was there first," even though he/she only bought it because they said that it was vintage chic, and they just can't stand when he/she acts that way.
