1) Yikes, you're ugly! Let's just pretend it's a costume.

2) Are you tired? Because I've been running through your nightmares all week.

3) All my roommates are out, so we can have the haunted house to ourselves.

4) Do you want to do the monster mash?

5) Is that broomstick built for two?

6) If you show me your Mounds, I'll show you my Almond Joy.

7) So what are you going to be for Halloween -- my date?

8) Nice pumpkins -- mind if I give them a carving?

9) If you'd like to be a part of my ghost costume, I would definitely let you come under my sheets.

10) You know, I don't think you look slutty at all...