This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue.
Two couples get to have a swinging week of love with strangers and, in one case, pets. Everyone is sure to get lucky.
It may be a man's world, but the ladies have a leg up on this one. Literally.
Real-life lonely housewives have sex with gardeners and plumbers to spice up their meaningless existences. Sure to be hot and shocking.
Now providing lucky homeowners with stripper poles, waterbeds and S&M closets to lock up naughty wives and whip husbands 'til they bleed. Sexxxy.
The title of this menopausal blab-fest takes on a new meaning as a different camera angle means that we see these hottt women (Star Jones, for example) as if we were their thongs. Talk about a great View.
This faltering reality turd finally lives up to its name, shoving brothers and sisters into a house together for an incest fest. Watch and cringe. Or get realllly turned on.
Watch Morley Safer, Andy Rooney and other sexy septagenarians in a steamy hour of geriatric loving. You'll need a cold shower after this feast of wrinkled flesh.
