President George W. Bush spent most of the '80s watching Alf,
Who eats cats like MC Hammer,
Who is (morally) bankrupt like America,
Who is one nation, under God,
Who is the creator of all things (including parachute pants, puppies, paganism, alliteration and George Washington).
Yona's favorite song is "Mambo #5" by Lou Bega,
Who has never met Derek Jeter,
Who has the same first name as Derek Zoolander,
Who is a assassin/male model like John Wilkes Boothe,
Who (apparently) was roommates with Abraham Lincoln in college.
