John Carroll
Edz Picks
Gillette went to three razors. Schick went to four razors. They won't stop until someone is nuking the stubble off of your face. And I'm not going to stop either: my favorite meta moment on Meta Low Brow is the Meta Edz Picks featuring my Meta Edz Pick about Meta Edz Picks. It's like someone just stuck their head into their ass and came up through their head.
Ilena Parker
John's Edz Pick
John Carroll is so meta. He's always being self-referential, like, "Hi. I'm John Carroll." It works for him. If I were to say, "Hi. I'm John Carroll," it wouldn't really be as meta. John Carroll's Meta Edz Pick about Meta Edz Picks is like that meta Lamb Chop's song that doesn't end, only the Meta Edz Pick ends, and it's not a song, and John Carroll isn't a puppet. But he might have a hand up his ass. Or his head.
Eric Plunkett
Eric's Edz Pick
I thought about picking Ilena's Edz Pick about John's Edz Pick because it's meta-meta. I mean, Ilena always says that John Carroll always says "Hi. I'm John Carroll." But in the end, I picked my Edz Pick about my Edz Pick because I knew that my Edz Pick was more meta than itself. So basically, I'm typing my favorite thing as I'm typing this sentence. And this sentence. And this one. Infinity. Space. Neo. Whoa.
