10. You don't read this page anyways.
9. It will waste 38 valuable seconds of your life.
8. We wrote it in less than 38 seconds.
7. I'm telling you not to.
6. The crossword is easy today.
5. It is against the Torah.
4. Your name is David Letterman.
3. Your biological clock is ticking.
2. It's meta-lame.
1. You're not good at taking advice.
